Documents

Documents are collectable items in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion. Turnip Boy will tear a document up upon reading.

Transcript
You owe a ton of property tax for your GREENHOUSE. You have until like YESTERDAY to pay it. Failure to pay will give Mayor Onion THE DEED TO YOUR HOUSE.

Total Owed: $143,753 (plus like 50% interest...)

Sincerely, THE GOVERNMENT

Location
Given at start of new game.

Transcript
Dear Florist,

Thank you for the pretty flower!

Would you like to go on a date?

Someday we could even get married and...pay our TAXES together!!

Love, Strawberry

Location
Given by Strawberry in Veggieville in exchange for a flower from Florist Blueberry.

Transcript
WANTED!

FOR TAX EVASION

TURNIP BOY

$1 REWARD

Location
On tree in Weapon Woods by the hatch for the Bomb Bunker.

Transcript
PAY TO THE ORDER OF Jerry Snail

one dollar and 25/100 IN TAX

MEMO sorry u ded

blueberry

Location
Given by Worm Blueberry in Weapon Woods by his snail farm.

Transcript
WaySandwich

2389 Forrest Lane

Rigsby Farm, NY

872-2817

PURCHASE

Sandwich 15.99

+ Pickles 12.99

+ Handling 2.99

NY Sales Tax 4.11

TOTAL

Sub Total $36.08

Tip No <3

For Real Total 36.08

Have YOU done your taxes?

Save on Uinit Fastbooks!

3% Select Editions

use code TURNUP

Location
Found in trashcan behind Waysandwich on Layer Lane.

Transcript
2023 Form: 1099-MISC

Miscellaneous Income

Payer name, address, city, state, opinion on grass

Mayor Onion, Turnip Boy's House, Rigsby Farm, NY, grass is nice.

Recipient name, address, city, state, opinion on grass

Construction Beet, Rigsby Farm, NY, they think grass is cool.

Paid Taxes?

of course.

Location
Given by Construction Beet next to Bustling Barn.

Transcript
Thanks for the tier 3 sub Turnip Boy!

Be sure to pay your taxes next time silly!!!

-XOXO

slayQueen32

Location
Given by SlayQueen32 inside Bustling Barn, in exchange for a tier 3 sub from Waysandwich.

Transcript
uinit

fastbooks

Doing Taxes Pro

Small veggie accounting | 2023

Does Taxes

Looks at Taxes

Taxes

Includes tax advice

$3.23 value

1-Veg license

Pop this disc in the disc drive and be doing your taxes in literally maybe 30-45 minutes.

Location
Given by Belch at Waysandwich in Layer Lane, in exchange for delivering the tier 3 sub to SlayQueen32.

Transcript
How to do your Taxes!

William Storm

Location
Inside Mayor Onion's Office in Bustling Barn.

Transcript
THE HOUSE STORE

More Money

More Work

a receipt

helped by: C. BASHER

1 PACK CARROT SEEDS 3.32

1 ITEMS

SUBTOTAL 3.32

NY 12.3% TAX 0.40

TOTAL 3.72

CHARGE 3.72

Location
In Plain Plains behind bushes between carrot patch and Forsaken Farmhouse.

Transcript
SELECTIVE SERVICE SYSTEM

ORDER TO REPORT FOR INDUCTION

The President of the United States,

To Matthew Rigsby

5876 Williston Rd

Sir,

You are hereby notified that you were, on the 15th day of April, 2020 legally drafted into the service of the United States for the period of 30 yrs.

You will accordingly report on April 20th, 2020 to the Armed Force Induction Station.

regards,

Alan C.

President of the United States

Location
On a desk in the Forsaken Farmhouse southern room with lost cherry baby.

Transcript
The Army Telegram

Alan C., President

5876 Williston Rd

The Rigsby Family,

We deeply regret to inform you that Capt. Matthew Rigsby has been missing in action since July 15th, 2020.

Upon receipt of further information in this office you will be advised immediately verifying the whereabouts of Capt. Matthew Rigsby.

regards,

Alan C.

President of the United States

Location
On bed in locked room in Forsaken Farmhouse.

Transcript
TURNIP-CHAN

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN!

Cran Cran

Location
In Veggieville, given by Crancran upon receipt of the lost munchkin.

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PETITION

Save FlipFlop!

Mayor Onion is shutting down the FlipFlop app! He says it's tax related...? Sign this petition to save FlipFlop!

Name

Holly

Ellie

Hailey

slayQueen32

Strawberry

Location
Given by Holly in Rocky Ramp in exchange for her phone.

Transcript
WANTED!

FOR TAX EVASION, PETTY THEFT, INDECENT EXPOSURE, SIMPING, MURDER, DISORDERLY CONFUCT, TRESPASSING, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, ETC.

TURNIP BOY

$2 REWARD

Caution! He's armed and dangerous!

Location
On tree in Forgotten Forest behind Annie's research facility.

Transcript
you own real estate!

you also owe property tax now...

Location
Given by Forest Acorn in the Forgotten Forest in exchange for trading a leaf to the Real Estate Blueberry to purchase property.

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Hey mom and dad...

I don't know why I'm writing to you while you're 6 feet under, but I just wanted to say thanks for leaving the farmland to me. It'll be a great place to raise the kids.

Honestly though, couldn't you have paid off the debt before you passed? The taxes on the farmhouse are absolutely insane and on top of that, it seems like you guys took out a second mortgage??

Well, at least you're living rent free now...

P.S. I've brought some photos of the kids!

Location
Found on a headstone in Grim Graveyard in the third area (with the large stump in the middle and the yellow potted flowers to the North).

Transcript
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IN A RADIATION EMERGENCY?

Stay informed! Stay prepared!

BUNKER UP

STAY INSIDE

STAY TUNED

Location
On the wall in the entrance tunnel to the Bomb Bunker.

Transcript
The Sun Times

BOMBS DROPPED

"We're going to stop the virus!"

...

Tax Day Postponed

...

Conscription Begins

...

Location
On the bed in The Parents' bedroom in Bomb Bunker.

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Dear Diary,

What's poppin', it's Liz again. It's day what...1,105? I thought we would be back home by now...The family is driving me crazy! I feel like you're the only one I can open up to, you know?

I really miss Matt. I'm hoping when this is all over and he gets home that things can go back to normal.

P.S. see you tomorrow Diary...

Location
On the bed in 's bedroom in Bomb Bunker.

Transcript
Basic English for Big Dums Dums

Tax Edition

MARSH WILSON

Location
The library room in the Mysterious Mafia Base.

Transcript
The Layers to the Onion

A MAYOR ONION MANIFESTO

Location
Mayor Onion's room in the Mysterious Mafia Base.

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My surviving son,

If you're reading this, I've probably been rotten for a while now. I've left the estate to you...but I fear Mayor Onion's retaliation...please do protect yourself and the Turnipchino land. It's all up to you now.

I'm sorry that I couldn't be there to witness your second leaf...or for when you held your first watering can...I'll miss you son. You'll be the biggest gangster of us all. I know you'll make the Turnipchino name proud!

P.S. Destroy this letter. We don't want the I.R.S. to see this...

Love you son,

Don Turnipchino

Location
Don Turnipchino's room in the Mysterious Mafia Base.

Transcript
Property Title and Deed

THIS CERTIFIES THAT

THE GREENHOUSE

IS OWNED BY

Turnip Boy!

Mayor Onion

THE MAYOR AND

THE GOVERNMENT

Location
Earned by beating Mayor Onion in the final boss battle.